Detta att flyga kan vara besvärligt. Andra scenen är nog bäst, men börja gärna med första scenen.

Take off

Sossarna drev igenom att man skulle ha masslagring kring våra mobil- och internettrafik under 2006.

De borgerliga som tog över rev inte upp detta, men skrev heller inte någon ny lagstiftning.

EU-kommissionen kritiserade datadirektivet, och nu har Eu-domstolen fällt Sverige.

Synd att Piratpartiet är så inaktivt i EU.

Tja

Liza Marklund är en märklig författare, som verkar nästan vara för enfaldig.

Hon snurrade till det med "Gömda - en sann historia", som viasde sig så osann att man i nästa upplaga bytte namn till "Gömda - baserad på en sann historia". Den visade sig i alla fall inte vara sann.

Boken "Nobels testamente" fick man återkalla 40000 exemplar av för att den innehöll för många korrekturfel. Bland annat hade författaren stavat al-Qaida fel. Research är inte Marklunds starka sida.

Nu är hon i farten igen med att ha kopierat från Klas Östergrens roman "Den sista cigaretten" i sin nya deckare "Postcard killers".

Nä jag lär inte läsa Marklund framöver, utan håller mig nu till Herman Wouk och hans tre tjocka romaner där han plagierar historia kring andra världskriget med fiction.

Marklund och Klas har träffats, och nu sägs det att det var ingen kopia - undrar om det kostade på.

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman..

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:

'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be: I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in  Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in  Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back....

Tiger

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).  

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system..

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.