Subject: The wrong answer
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
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Det gav dagen en glad början!
Skrivet av gamla fröken den 05 februari, 2010 kl. 11:38 #
gamla fröken: Det gäller att tänka sig för om vad man säger.
Skrivet av liberum-weto den 05 februari, 2010 kl. 11:43 #
Ha, ha, ha.... oj, oj, oj så tokigt det kan bli ibland när man pratar med varandra. :)))
Jag tycker att dialogen kunde slutat med att mannen fick en klubba i skallen, eller något sådant.:))
Tack för skrattet!
Anna-Karin
Skrivet av Maskroskvinnan den 06 februari, 2010 kl. 15:54 #
Maskroskvinnan: Du tänker som Tigers fru.
Skrivet av liberum-weto den 06 februari, 2010 kl. 16:02 #